Egypt is kind of like the Middlebury Health Center

So I went to the pharmacy looking for some sore throat tea and the pharmacist (yes, the same pharmacist who took a pair of scissors to my ingrown toenail and is always trying to get me to go to church with him) sold me some weird ginseng tablets.  When I got home and read the box, I found that it said it could be used for the treatment of constipation, old age and obesity.  My symptoms exactly!  I guess it's not much worse than the Middlebury Health Center, where they would've just given me and condom and told me to have a nice day!